








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2910 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3994 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2856 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3893 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,156 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iron | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | saffe | 61% | 105 |
| #3 | CAMMA | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | Stoney | 55% | 155 |
| #5 | JS | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Stoney | 55% | 155 |
| #5 | JS | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | Rainbow | 52% | 54 |
| #7 | blah | 51% | 160 |
| #8 | Thandi | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stoney | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | blah | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Rainbow | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | CAMMA | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | JS | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blah | 660 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | Stoney | 504 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | Thandi | 251 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | saffe | 237 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | CAMMA | 92 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainbow | +2.31 | 71 | 45 |
| #2 | Bot_Trax | +1.81 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | saffe | +0.64 | 53 | 74 |
| #4 | JS | +0.59 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | CAMMA | -0.29 | 63 | 47 |





