








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 298 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5523 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3996 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4358 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4917 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,010,590 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KISMAAHHH | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | tkefni | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | Willy Mcdougall | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | max | 49% | 95 |
| #5 | Gibby | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | tkefni | 51% | 103 |
| #3 | Willy Mcdougall | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | max | 49% | 95 |
| #5 | Gibby | 40% | 30 |
| #6 | gimp | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkefni | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | KISMAAHHH | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | max | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkefni | 493 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #2 | max | 142 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | KISMAAHHH | 141 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | gimp | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gibby | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | max | +2.77 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | KISMAAHHH | +1.82 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | tkefni | +1.20 | 74 | 83 |
| #4 | Gibby | +0.66 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | gimp | +0.21 | 65 | 76 |





