








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3299 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3181 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3204 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3131 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $925,806 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CieL | 69% | 72 |
| #2 | EnglishName | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | coquettepopcorn♡𓍯𓂃 | 62% | 334 |
| #4 | MaestroEbrut | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | rizure | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MaestroEbrut | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | rizure | 56% | 41 |
| #6 | Dr Goon | 54% | 82 |
| #7 | whoopzpie | 50% | 40 |
| #8 | comediaN | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coquettepopcorn♡𓍯𓂃 | 38 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | CieL | 28 | 0.0207 |
| #3 | MaestroEbrut | 16 | 0.0325 |
| #4 | EnglishName | 8 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | Dr Goon | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CieL | 151 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | rizure | 114 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | comediaN | 108 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dr Goon | 105 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | MaestroEbrut | 85 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rizure | +8.77 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | CieL | +5.89 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | MaestroEbrut | +4.71 | 85 | 59 |
| #4 | EnglishName | +4.18 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | Dr Goon | +2.92 | 63 | 49 |





