








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7145 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7386 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3136 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4614 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,463,817 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaestroEbrut | 30 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | CieL | 25 | 0.0264 |
| #3 | coquettepopcorn♡𓍯𓂃 | 17 | 0.0173 |
| #4 | whoopzpie | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | lil'caesars | 13 | 0.0173 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaestroEbrut | +4.28 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | CieL | +3.22 | 72 | 47 |
| #3 | rizure | +2.98 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | copiN | +2.41 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | Azri-eL- | +1.50 | 88 | 48 |





