








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4376 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7171 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 4038 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2522 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,630,247 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil'caesars | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Himejoshi Enjoyer | 61% | 108 |
| #3 | Abang Og Aura | 58% | 235 |
| #4 | Dr Goon | 54% | 419 |
| #5 | Bocchi | 54% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bocchi | 54% | 80 |
| #6 | comediaN | 52% | 423 |
| #7 | レイ | 52% | 229 |
| #8 | Tante Rafi | 51% | 243 |
| #9 | N | 47% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | レイ | 86 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | comediaN | 54 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Abang Og Aura | 49 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Tante Rafi | 32 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Bocchi | 30 | 0.0185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abang Og Aura | 1435 | 0.30 | 34 min |
| #2 | comediaN | 1262 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #3 | Tante Rafi | 802 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #4 | Dr Goon | 363 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #5 | レイ | 335 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnglishName | +3.64 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | レイ | +0.81 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | Himejoshi Enjoyer | +0.67 | 50 | 51 |
| #4 | Bocchi | +0.39 | 69 | 48 |
| #5 | lil'caesars | +0.28 | 57 | 58 |





