








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 486 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




325 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7113 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5873 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4471 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2846 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,143,921 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1957 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | austin | 77% | 102 |
| #2 | spak | 76% | 123 |
| #3 | Dulltrax | 73% | 64 |
| #4 | Go Trade Men | 73% | 55 |
| #5 | ♡✧ lunar ✧♡ | 71% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuaj | +4.23 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | Go Trade Men | +3.61 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | ♡✧ lunar ✧♡ | +1.77 | 87 | 49 |
| #4 | nate | +1.74 | 85 | 48 |
| #5 | austin | +1.63 | 69 | 45 |





