








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 715 | 46% |
| Smokes | 353 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 192 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 298 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $416,029 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Mang0at | 53% | 81 |
| #4 | 'uge | 52% | 87 |
| #5 | Maroune Chamakh | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 'uge | 52% | 87 |
| #5 | Maroune Chamakh | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | Ali Renegade | 46% | 48 |
| #7 | Digbert | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | YugeMan | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 13 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | 'uge | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Omiya | 5 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | Maroune Chamakh | 3 | 0.0133 |
| #5 | YugeMan | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 177 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Omiya | 98 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | Morgan Freeman On Road | 33 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | 'uge | 30 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | YugeMan | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omiya | +5.89 | 72 | 74 |
| #2 | Mang0at | +4.89 | 81 | 43 |
| #3 | 'uge | +3.42 | 68 | 34 |
| #4 | Morgan Freeman On Road | -0.26 | 41 | 37 |
| #5 | Digbert | -0.73 | 52 | 28 |





