








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1260 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1852 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1701 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1565 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,528 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanDracul | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | FieldForest | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | SuperBad | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | Bugsy77 | 57% | 69 |
| #5 | Kapten Ståfräs | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Maja<3 | 51% | 47 |
| #8 | SexyHuB | 46% | 13 |
| #9 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 45% | 53 |
| #10 | RichterTV | 40% | 35 |
| #11 | SprängBengt | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugsy77 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Maja<3 | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Skinnybitcher | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | VanDracul | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | SuperBad | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maja<3 | 122 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Skinnybitcher | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | 70 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | VanDracul | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | SexyHuB | 63 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapten Ståfräs | +4.02 | 45 | 69 |
| #2 | SuperBad | +3.41 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | VanDracul | +2.53 | 39 | 61 |
| #4 | Ms Bugsy | +2.42 | 49 | 60 |
| #5 | TheGoth-HackeR.exe | +1.72 | 49 | 45 |





