








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3138 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7262 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 6152 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3332 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,557,423 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rabb1t | 52% | 92 |
| #2 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 52% | 220 |
| #3 | Ace SRT | 52% | 64 |
| #4 | R3NEGADE | 51% | 157 |
| #5 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | 48% | 421 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | smokedog3690 | 47% | 335 |
| #8 | Big Bungus | 45% | 137 |
| #9 | Too Much Sauce | 44% | 90 |
| #10 | tabernackjaques | 44% | 289 |
| #11 | Naters | 37% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Writtey Dawg Water | 37 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | 34 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 31 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | tabernackjaques | 23 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | R3NEGADE | 19 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 1040 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | tabernackjaques | 1027 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #3 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | 925 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #4 | rabb1t | 339 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Writtey Dawg Water | 286 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace SRT | +5.07 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | rabb1t | +3.84 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Writtey Dawg Water | +2.62 | 79 | 26 |
| #4 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | +2.31 | 53 | 52 |
| #5 | Too Much Sauce | +2.09 | 60 | 42 |





