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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 812 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1638 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1347 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1375 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,662 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | Ace SRT | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | R3NEGADE | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | tabernackjaques | 49% | 78 |
| #5 | Writtey Dawg Water | 48% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Writtey Dawg Water | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | N1CKz1991 | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 11 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | tabernackjaques | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 346 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | N1CKz1991 | 291 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | 277 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | tabernackjaques | 269 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Writtey Dawg Water | 110 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace SRT | +5.63 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | +3.30 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | Writtey Dawg Water | +3.22 | 79 | 26 |
| #4 | tabernackjaques | +1.68 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | +0.39 | 38 | 53 |





