








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5289 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3656 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2926 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1914 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,056,083 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rabb1t | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | Inerz | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Tha_Gary | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | Ace SRT | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | R3NEGADE | 52% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | 48% | 332 |
| #11 | Writtey Dawg Water | 48% | 143 |
| #12 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 45% | 165 |
| #13 | N1CKz1991 | 44% | 289 |
| #14 | Big Bungus | 37% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 793 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #2 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | 616 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | rabb1t | 243 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | N1CKz1991 | 216 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Inerz | 195 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace SRT | +3.95 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Inerz | +2.57 | 68 | 71 |
| #3 | rabb1t | +2.28 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | GoDz Sparks | +2.08 | 55 | 55 |
| #5 | 丂ㄒ乇乃乃丂 | +1.39 | 54 | 51 |





