








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 364 matches | ||
| Wingman | 356 matches | ||
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




191 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15388 | 50% |
| Smokes | 6740 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3333 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 5565 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,073,264 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foisen ,⌒,▪ ლ(╹◡╹ლ) | 55% | 82 |
| #2 | Kryþ†εhKπ¡gh† | 55% | 115 |
| #3 | Black_Hawk.C | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | WraithTriangles23 | 52% | 171 |
| #5 | DutchMaster | 51% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | DANGER | 49% | 390 |
| #7 | Chronomize | 49% | 90 |
| #8 | Bean King | 47% | 74 |
| #9 | antmick | 44% | 86 |
| #10 | LeadSkeleton | 43% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DANGER | 25 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Kryþ†εhKπ¡gh† | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | antmick | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Bean King | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | LeadSkeleton | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryþ†εhKπ¡gh† | 691 | 0.28 | 15 min |
| #2 | WraithTriangles23 | 413 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | DANGER | 306 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bean King | 224 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Foisen ,⌒,▪ ლ(╹◡╹ლ) | 191 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | +3.16 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | Foisen ,⌒,▪ ლ(╹◡╹ლ) | +3.07 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | Kryþ†εhKπ¡gh† | +2.04 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | DutchMaster | +0.97 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | Black_Hawk.C | +0.96 | 48 | 30 |





