








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2777 | 53% |
| Smokes | 686 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 808 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 947 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,306 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antmick | 62% | 55 |
| #2 | Chronomize | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | Craw- | 52% | 171 |
| #4 | Black_Hawk.C | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Bean King | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bean King | 46% | 78 |
| #6 | DANGER | 46% | 61 |
| #7 | LeadSkeleton | 44% | 108 |
| #8 | Horse Raddish | 39% | 31 |
| #9 | Raven | 12% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | 62 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | LeadSkeleton | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | DANGER | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Bean King | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | antmick | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | 896 | 0.29 | 21 min |
| #2 | Bean King | 298 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | DANGER | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | LeadSkeleton | 69 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Chronomize | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | +6.35 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Black_Hawk.C | +1.83 | 41 | 33 |
| #3 | DANGER | +0.90 | 58 | 44 |
| #4 | WraithTriangles23 | -0.47 | 53 | 54 |
| #5 | LeadSkeleton | -0.77 | 52 | 44 |





