








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 362 matches | ||
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1985 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3957 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3093 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1792 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,031,907 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2063 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black_Hawk.C | 44% | 45 |
| #2 | WraithTriangles23 | 44% | 108 |
| #3 | Bean King | 44% | 108 |
| #4 | Craw- | 43% | 108 |
| #5 | Horse Raddish | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | antmick | 38% | 50 |
| #7 | TIG3R | 37% | 59 |
| #8 | DANGER | 37% | 140 |
| #9 | Chronomize | 37% | 62 |
| #10 | Raven | 23% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | 54 | 0.0274 |
| #2 | DANGER | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Bean King | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Chronomize | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | TIG3R | 5 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | 556 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #2 | Bean King | 347 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | WraithTriangles23 | 265 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | DANGER | 159 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | TIG3R | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | +5.43 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Black_Hawk.C | +2.31 | 44 | 25 |
| #3 | DANGER | +0.49 | 48 | 44 |
| #4 | WraithTriangles23 | -0.24 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | LeadSkeleton | -0.45 | 49 | 46 |





