








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 285 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2499 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3252 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2200 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1844 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,243 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turtle? | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | Craw- | 49% | 390 |
| #3 | Chronomize | 47% | 64 |
| #4 | WraithTriangles23 | 46% | 61 |
| #5 | Bean King | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Chronomize | 47% | 64 |
| #4 | WraithTriangles23 | 46% | 61 |
| #5 | Bean King | 37% | 51 |
| #6 | LeadSkeleton | 37% | 140 |
| #7 | Raven | 21% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | 102 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | LeadSkeleton | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Chronomize | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Bean King | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | WraithTriangles23 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | 1293 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #2 | Turtle? | 196 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | WraithTriangles23 | 148 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bean King | 119 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | LeadSkeleton | 102 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Craw- | +4.72 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | Turtle? | +0.82 | 57 | 75 |
| #3 | WraithTriangles23 | -0.70 | 52 | 56 |
| #4 | DANGER | -0.83 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | LeadSkeleton | -1.40 | 44 | 45 |





