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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 484 matches | ||
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




155 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9184 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9850 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7773 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6476 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,809,982 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | hR | 69% | 108 |
| #9 | syndrolic | 61% | 221 |
| #10 | slightly | 60% | 58 |
| #11 | kL [RAZERBROS] | 56% | 87 |
| #12 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 52% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remi | 51 | 0.0393 |
| #2 | aerocliq | 46 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 34 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | hR | 31 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | syndrolic | 23 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aerocliq | 930 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | Blep | 427 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | hR | 427 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Cache Man | 299 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 233 | 0.12 | 3 min |





