








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 469 matches | ||
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




491 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9532 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9118 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 14302 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 10268 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,824,850 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1774 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | steve | 46% | 151 |
| #10 | Gelato | 45% | 315 |
| #11 | chad | 43% | 235 |
| #12 | KMA | 43% | 259 |
| #13 | saiyan just roke up | 43% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syndrolic | 997 | 0.05 | 19 min |
| #2 | kL [RAZERBROS] | 829 | 0.05 | 22 min |
| #3 | Gelato | 671 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #4 | KMA | 604 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #5 | barley | 537 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kL [RAZERBROS] | +3.72 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | hR | +1.92 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | barley | +1.85 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | LvkE | +1.13 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | syndrolic | +0.70 | 64 | 42 |





