








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1944 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 363 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




308 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8205 | 18% |
| Smokes | 10184 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 13133 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 13577 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,283,551 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orion | 61% | 221 |
| #2 | Dwoo | 57% | 233 |
| #3 | barley | 55% | 283 |
| #4 | LvkE | 52% | 316 |
| #5 | kL [RAZERBROS] | 52% | 1340 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Gelato | 48% | 573 |
| #9 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 47% | 1025 |
| #10 | KMA | 47% | 382 |
| #11 | chad | 45% | 328 |
| #12 | Cavaler | 43% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 1636 | 0.08 | 30 min |
| #2 | barley | 1592 | 0.27 | 37 min |
| #3 | kL [RAZERBROS] | 1537 | 0.06 | 40 min |
| #4 | Gelato | 1208 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #5 | KMA | 925 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kL [RAZERBROS] | +3.31 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | Dwoo | +1.97 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | barley | +1.55 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | LvkE | +1.13 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | syndrolic | +0.69 | 64 | 43 |





