








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 335 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4504 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3131 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2388 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2870 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,013 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bublés | 81% | 27 |
| #2 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | Lissie Mcguire | 62% | 60 |
| #4 | Prodigy Toast | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Dewey Fan | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lissie Mcguire | 62% | 60 |
| #4 | Prodigy Toast | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Dewey Fan | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | Repose | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | brian | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prodigy Toast | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Dewey Fan | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lissie Mcguire | 234 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Repose | 120 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | Prodigy Toast | 116 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | brian | 101 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bublés | 79 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | +3.94 | 97 | 60 |
| #2 | Bublés | +2.64 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | Lissie Mcguire | +1.49 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | Repose | +1.46 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | kai | +0.05 | 56 | 57 |





