








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4533 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3501 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2363 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2629 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,089,456 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cray-Z | 69% | 32 |
| #2 | scary- | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | zPs | 64% | 69 |
| #4 | Nafey | 61% | 23 |
| #5 | Saucy | 60% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Semaj | 19 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | holycow | 13 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Hawkish | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Saucy | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | zPs | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holycow | 409 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #2 | Saucy | 331 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | zPs | 233 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | scary- | 220 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Hawkish | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zPs | +1.76 | 67 | 78 |
| #2 | holycow | +1.63 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | Repose | +1.42 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | Semaj | +0.70 | 80 | 59 |
| #5 | Saucy | +0.66 | 81 | 68 |





