








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 414 matches | ||
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Esplay | 54 matches | 1,401 | |
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8759 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7751 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 13191 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 11461 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,907 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowcoins | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | Kullirauta | 51% | 82 |
| #3 | DVNKLXRD | 50% | 84 |
| #4 | Masa Mainio | 48% | 158 |
| #5 | jojo | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masa Mainio | 483 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | weekend warrior | 393 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | DVNKLXRD | 233 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | SUHINA | 229 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Shadowcoins | 179 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masa Mainio | +2.42 | 58 | 78 |
| #2 | SIPERIANTIIKERI | +1.36 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | Shadowcoins | +1.16 | 62 | 74 |
| #4 | SUHINA | +0.07 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | Kullirauta | +0.06 | 36 | 37 |





