








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Esplay | 33 matches | 1,360 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 259 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7816 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8346 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7695 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7693 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,575,786 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kullirauta | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | Abu Omar al-Shishani | 52% | 61 |
| #3 | Sam | 52% | 79 |
| #4 | SIPERIANTIIKERI | 47% | 194 |
| #5 | Masa Mainio | 45% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DVNKLXRD | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | SIPERIANTIIKERI | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Kullirauta | 10 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Abu Omar al-Shishani | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Tunkki | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DVNKLXRD | 585 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | Masa Mainio | 405 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | SIPERIANTIIKERI | 328 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tunkki | 275 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Abu Omar al-Shishani | 193 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abu Omar al-Shishani | +4.86 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Sam | +3.43 | 57 | 55 |
| #3 | Masa Mainio | +2.71 | 56 | 77 |
| #4 | Tunkki | +2.52 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | SIPERIANTIIKERI | +2.36 | 74 | 70 |





