








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 782 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 20 matches | 1,550 | |
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2434 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2779 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3352 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2378 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,236,018 of utility $283 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jojo | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | Shadowcoins | 51% | 119 |
| #3 | veerab0t | 47% | 45 |
| #4 | KlukKluk 3000 | 45% | 42 |
| #5 | Kutina | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIPERIANTIIKERI | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Masa Mainio | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Kutina | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Shadowcoins | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | KlukKluk 3000 | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowcoins | 380 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Masa Mainio | 365 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | SIPERIANTIIKERI | 189 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Tunkki | 135 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | OG jamal | 130 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kutina | +4.00 | 64 | 51 |
| #2 | Masa Mainio | +2.09 | 60 | 79 |
| #3 | Tunkki | +1.86 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | KlukKluk 3000 | +0.57 | 58 | 25 |
| #5 | Shadowcoins | +0.45 | 51 | 77 |





