








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2386 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2871 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3853 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3643 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,381,644 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 53% | 111 |
| #3 | SkibidiTerrorist | 38% | 32 |
| #4 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 37% | 35 |
| #5 | KYNAR | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 53% | 111 |
| #3 | SkibidiTerrorist | 38% | 32 |
| #4 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 37% | 35 |
| #5 | KYNAR | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi counter terrorist | 26 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | SkibidiTerrorist | 7 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | KYNAR | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | CluTchh | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi counter terrorist | 198 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | SkibidiTerrorist | 99 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | CluTchh | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | KYNAR | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi counter terrorist | +1.25 | 63 | 63 |
| #2 | Twitch_AstrAvens | +0.72 | 57 | 61 |
| #3 | CokeMann | +0.66 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | CluTchh | +0.37 | 50 | 61 |
| #5 | KYNAR | -1.65 | 53 | 58 |





