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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1007 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1962 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2136 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1659 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,185 of utility $254 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 21LEWIX!! | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | le tenz. | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | CluTchh | 54% | 79 |
| #5 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 53% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Savenko | 50% | 44 |
| #10 | Neozzz | 45% | 62 |
| #11 | SkibidiTerrorist | 44% | 18 |
| #12 | ..labER.. | 40% | 42 |
| #13 | CokeMann | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi counter terrorist | 17 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Savenko | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Yannis | 5 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | SkibidiTerrorist | 4 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | CluTchh | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 232 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 214 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 179 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | le tenz. | 126 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | ..labER.. | 89 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +3.56 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | Yannis | +2.34 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | +1.94 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | 21LEWIX!! | +1.41 | 67 | 48 |
| #5 | skibidi counter terrorist | +1.33 | 63 | 69 |





