








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1602 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1934 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2580 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2512 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $286,675 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Savenko | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | EmirKA69 | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Ayanashi | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | KYNAR | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CokeMann | 38% | 32 |
| #7 | Dolceus | 36% | 25 |
| #8 | skibidi counter terrorist | 35% | 134 |
| #9 | ..labER.. | 31% | 39 |
| #10 | BAC PRO Croisade | 11% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi counter terrorist | 20 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | CokeMann | 4 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Ayanashi | 3 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | EmirKA69 | 3 | 0.0210 |
| #5 | Dolceus | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi counter terrorist | 71 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | EmirKA69 | 45 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #3 | ..labER.. | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | CokeMann | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Dolceus | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +4.63 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | CokeMann | +2.50 | 67 | 36 |
| #3 | skibidi counter terrorist | +1.80 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | Savenko | +0.79 | 57 | 35 |
| #5 | EmirKA69 | -0.36 | 86 | 54 |





