








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4032 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3461 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4990 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2936 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,991,501 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LAPATATE-_- | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | 21LEWIX!! | 63% | 92 |
| #3 | CluTchh | 57% | 100 |
| #4 | le tenz. | 55% | 110 |
| #5 | skibidi counter terrorist | 53% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Dolceus | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 51% | 39 |
| #9 | Neozzz | 47% | 66 |
| #10 | ..labER.. | 38% | 37 |
| #11 | CokeMann | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le tenz. | 20 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 9 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | CluTchh | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | 21LEWIX!! | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le tenz. | 427 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | CluTchh | 313 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | skibidi counter terrorist | 260 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | 21LEWIX!! | 192 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 106 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +1.81 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | le tenz. | +1.43 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | +1.15 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | 21LEWIX!! | -0.25 | 68 | 48 |
| #5 | LAPATATE-_- | -0.52 | 63 | 65 |





