








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3780 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5786 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6657 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5638 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,996 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 714 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CluTchh | 58% | 97 |
| #2 | EmirKA69 | 56% | 52 |
| #3 | 21LEWIX!! | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | CokeMann | 53% | 111 |
| #5 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 53% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Savenko | 43% | 42 |
| #11 | Dolceus | 42% | 33 |
| #12 | ..labER.. | 40% | 81 |
| #13 | SkibidiTerrorist | 35% | 134 |
| #14 | Ayanashi | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkibidiTerrorist | 34 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | le tenz. | 20 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 16 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | EmirKA69 | 11 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | CokeMann | 9 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 408 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | EmirKA69 | 357 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #3 | SkibidiTerrorist | 356 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | CluTchh | 347 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | le tenz. | 305 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +3.13 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | EmirKA69 | +2.18 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | Twitch_AstrAvens | +1.78 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | CokeMann | +1.34 | 67 | 47 |
| #5 | le tenz. | +1.14 | 66 | 65 |





