








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2939 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4720 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4828 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3674 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,270,477 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le tenz. | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | skibidi counter terrorist | 58% | 97 |
| #4 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 57% | 100 |
| #5 | Script Ekko | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CokeMann | 55% | 29 |
| #7 | KYNAR | 54% | 79 |
| #8 | Neozzz | 46% | 134 |
| #9 | ..labER.. | 43% | 23 |
| #10 | Botodux | 40% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 9 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | le tenz. | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | skibidi counter terrorist | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Botodux | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch_AstrAvens | 295 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | skibidi counter terrorist | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 129 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Script Ekko | 125 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | KYNAR | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +4.11 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | Script Ekko | +2.04 | 48 | 69 |
| #3 | le tenz. | +1.61 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | skibidi counter terrorist | +1.29 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | CokeMann | +1.18 | 70 | 54 |





