








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2213 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1291 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2284 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2117 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $770,631 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kIV | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | 💸DunderÅke💸 | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | ._. | 61% | 51 |
| #4 | Ea | 58% | 48 |
| #5 | sIW ♿ | 57% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sIW ♿ | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ._. | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | medinakorven | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 💸DunderÅke💸 | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Mr.Bager | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sIW ♿ | 269 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Maaki | 189 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | nbq | 155 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | medinakorven | 137 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | ._. | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |





