








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2410 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3437 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1701 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2394 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,645,378 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davyd | 53% | 266 |
| #2 | beefis | 51% | 69 |
| #3 | Mayonis | 49% | 217 |
| #4 | Elekunmulukku | 46% | 56 |
| #5 | Cirexi | 45% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davyd | +6.36 | 93 | 51 |
| #2 | Mayonis | +5.62 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | beefis | +5.38 | 76 | 74 |
| #4 | Cirexi | +3.87 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | Finnyan | +3.59 | 59 | 36 |





