








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 582 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2153 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2063 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2592 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,304,218 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snööpe | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Davyd | 55% | 231 |
| #3 | Mayonis | 54% | 193 |
| #4 | Cirexi | 52% | 95 |
| #5 | Elekunmulukku | 51% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lodsinn | 588 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Mayonis | 573 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Davyd | 566 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | beefis | 380 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Cirexi | 233 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davyd | +4.39 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | beefis | +3.23 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | Mayonis | +2.99 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | Cirexi | +2.65 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | Finnyan | +2.44 | 57 | 36 |





