








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 243 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4305 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5458 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4800 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4431 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,900,740 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beefis | 61% | 70 |
| #2 | Snööpe | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | Davyd | 61% | 122 |
| #4 | Mayonis | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | Finnyan | 52% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rob weasley | 41 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | "Oliver" | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Swipe | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ٴ | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | lodsinn | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "Oliver" | 572 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Swipe | 570 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | rob weasley | 528 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mayonis | 365 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | Davyd | 277 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davyd | +2.92 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | Finnyan | +2.60 | 56 | 35 |
| #3 | Mayonis | +2.19 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | beefis | +1.91 | 71 | 72 |
| #5 | Cirexi | +0.69 | 59 | 63 |





