








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5835 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3531 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4131 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3942 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $983,099 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finnyan | 54% | 193 |
| #2 | Snööpe | 54% | 91 |
| #3 | Davyd | 53% | 333 |
| #4 | Cirexi | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | Elekunmulukku | 52% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Davyd | 843 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | beefis | 428 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | lodsinn | 387 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Cirexi | 312 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Elekunmulukku | 264 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mayonis | +3.91 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Davyd | +3.73 | 90 | 53 |
| #3 | Cirexi | +1.95 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | beefis | +1.45 | 71 | 72 |
| #5 | Finnyan | +0.92 | 55 | 38 |





