








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2593 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2640 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2265 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1209 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,996 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Bobi | 14 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | jabłecznik | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Paczof | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | kub eats kids | 4 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | 272 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | ModliszkaTymon | 252 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Paczof | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | jabłecznik | 55 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pabl0 | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | +2.41 | 80 | 48 |
| #2 | Paczof | +1.89 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | Bobi | +1.42 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | kaczuszk4 | +1.39 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | jabłecznik | +0.24 | 64 | 35 |





