








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2385 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2766 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1591 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1208 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,845 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jabłecznik | 57% | 155 |
| #6 | Pabl0 | 56% | 98 |
| #7 | TML Sztrumfel | 55% | 58 |
| #8 | kub eats kids | 52% | 21 |
| #9 | ọrọ | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | 27 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | kaczuszk4 | 21 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Pabl0 | 17 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | jabłecznik | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | TML Sztrumfel | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | 441 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | kaczuszk4 | 252 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | jabłecznik | 192 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pabl0 | 155 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Paczof | 105 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | +3.72 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | Bobi | +1.86 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Paczof | +0.83 | 69 | 48 |
| #4 | kaczuszk4 | +0.60 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | jabłecznik | -0.06 | 64 | 44 |





