








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 101 | 22% |
| Smokes | 101 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 117 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $109,679 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaczuszk4 | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | TML Sztrumfel | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Bobi | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | oli.m | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | ọrọ | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bobi | 54 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | ọrọ | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | kaczuszk4 | 39 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pabl0 | 35 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaczuszk4 | +4.35 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | dahuhs0o | +4.27 | 93 | 37 |
| #3 | ModliszkaTymon | +3.70 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | Bobi | +3.39 | 75 | 47 |
| #5 | Paczof | +3.25 | 70 | 38 |





