








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 230 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3174 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3653 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3281 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2633 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,089,356 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaczuszk4 | 59% | 124 |
| #2 | Bobi | 58% | 190 |
| #3 | Paczof | 55% | 124 |
| #4 | jabłecznik | 53% | 137 |
| #5 | Pabl0 | 52% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pabl0 | 52% | 137 |
| #6 | kub eats kids | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | TML Sztrumfel | 47% | 167 |
| #8 | ọrọ | 44% | 32 |
| #9 | TML Karaluch7512 * | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaczuszk4 | 33 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Bobi | 23 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Pabl0 | 20 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | TML Karaluch7512 * | 7 | 0.0136 |
| #5 | jabłecznik | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | 539 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | kaczuszk4 | 310 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | jabłecznik | 169 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pabl0 | 166 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Paczof | 144 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | +3.76 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | Bobi | +2.13 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | Paczof | +1.49 | 70 | 43 |
| #4 | kaczuszk4 | +0.87 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | jabłecznik | -0.16 | 66 | 40 |





