








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1064 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1251 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 610 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 597 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,376 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paczof | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | kaczuszk4 | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Bobi | 56% | 98 |
| #4 | ModliszkaTymon | 52% | 137 |
| #5 | jabłecznik | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jabłecznik | 52% | 64 |
| #6 | TML Sztrumfel | 47% | 62 |
| #7 | kub eats kids | 43% | 28 |
| #8 | oli.m | 38% | 13 |
| #9 | ọrọ | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | 31 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Bobi | 19 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | kaczuszk4 | 12 | 0.0244 |
| #4 | jabłecznik | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | ọrọ | 4 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | 304 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Bobi | 297 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | jabłecznik | 83 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | kaczuszk4 | 67 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | TML Sztrumfel | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | +4.72 | 85 | 51 |
| #2 | Paczof | +4.65 | 71 | 38 |
| #3 | Bobi | +2.87 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | kaczuszk4 | +0.89 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | ọrọ | +0.20 | 43 | 35 |





