








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 912 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1214 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1155 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 558 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,739 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaczuszk4 | 59% | 70 |
| #2 | Bobi | 57% | 155 |
| #3 | Paczof | 55% | 64 |
| #4 | ModliszkaTymon | 53% | 137 |
| #5 | Pabl0 | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bobi | 57% | 155 |
| #3 | Paczof | 55% | 64 |
| #4 | ModliszkaTymon | 53% | 137 |
| #5 | Pabl0 | 52% | 64 |
| #6 | TML Sztrumfel | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaczuszk4 | 11 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Bobi | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ModliszkaTymon | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Pabl0 | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Paczof | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobi | 463 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | ModliszkaTymon | 347 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | kaczuszk4 | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Paczof | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pabl0 | 87 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ModliszkaTymon | +3.31 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | Bobi | +1.34 | 70 | 54 |
| #3 | Paczof | +0.43 | 71 | 50 |
| #4 | kaczuszk4 | +0.03 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | jabłecznik | -0.26 | 64 | 41 |





