








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 143 matches | 1,876 | |
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3486 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4156 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2574 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3575 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,417,236 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 820 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SagaGG | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Ruby Rose | 65% | 55 |
| #3 | Mantipanti | 63% | 48 |
| #4 | LennYy | 56% | 112 |
| #5 | ★★★Bizonking★★★ | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | hellz0r- | 51% | 133 |
| #9 | Majzs | 49% | 37 |
| #10 | (ɔıʇsɐqɯoᙠ)ɐɐɐɐɐɹO | 48% | 33 |
| #11 | Lokelars | 38% | 26 |
| #12 | Bjarnis | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gud dug | 40 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | hellz0r- | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | (ɔıʇsɐqɯoᙠ)ɐɐɐɐɐɹO | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | LennYy | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Lokelars | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hellz0r- | 909 | 0.32 | 21 min |
| #2 | LennYy | 568 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #3 | gud dug | 381 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Ruby Rose | 123 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ★★★Bizonking★★★ | 110 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gud dug | +2.65 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | Mantipanti | +1.44 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | OftedaL | +1.41 | 72 | 46 |
| #4 | hellz0r- | +0.69 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | SagaGG | +0.21 | 68 | 68 |





