








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1171 | 31% |
| Smokes | 866 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1033 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,333,600 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | 53% | 59 |
| #2 | Hesus | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | tlak | 48% | 42 |
| #4 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hesus | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | tlak | 48% | 42 |
| #4 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 44% | 52 |
| #6 | Pedro León Suárez | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro León Suárez | 14 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | neku | 10 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 10 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | tlak | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | neku | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pedro León Suárez | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hesus | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | +2.35 | 56 | 31 |
| #2 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | +0.50 | 43 | 51 |
| #3 | tlak | +0.02 | 26 | 37 |
| #4 | ame | -0.01 | 62 | 43 |
| #5 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | -0.21 | 35 | 56 |





