








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1132 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4843 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 3133 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1992 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,364 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1087 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hesus | 58% | 45 |
| #2 | neku | 56% | 121 |
| #3 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 51% | 210 |
| #4 | Kaos | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Pedro León Suárez | 50% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | rain | 50% | 191 |
| #7 | ame | 48% | 42 |
| #8 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 46% | 170 |
| #9 | DORITOS | 44% | 54 |
| #10 | nuke | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 48 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 35 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Pedro León Suárez | 26 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | neku | 25 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | rain | 11 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 522 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | rain | 199 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 145 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pedro León Suárez | 106 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | neku | 85 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | +3.05 | 56 | 29 |
| #2 | Kaos | +0.84 | 61 | 44 |
| #3 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | +0.47 | 42 | 58 |
| #4 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | +0.42 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | Pedro León Suárez | +0.25 | 49 | 55 |





