








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1468 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1068 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1963 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1198 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,898 of utility $9 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2943 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 59% | 129 |
| #2 | tlak | 56% | 121 |
| #3 | Pedro León Suárez | 55% | 103 |
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 55% | 109 |
| #5 | rain | 54% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pedro León Suárez | 55% | 103 |
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 55% | 109 |
| #5 | rain | 54% | 158 |
| #6 | ame | 53% | 59 |
| #7 | Hesus | 50% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 36 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Pedro León Suárez | 21 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Hesus | 18 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 15 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | rain | 9 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 287 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | rain | 182 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hesus | 165 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pedro León Suárez | 99 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 89 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | +3.08 | 53 | 32 |
| #2 | ame | +0.07 | 63 | 40 |
| #3 | Pedro León Suárez | -0.27 | 54 | 44 |
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | -0.46 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | rain | -0.52 | 56 | 43 |





