








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1004 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3596 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5048 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3584 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,211 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | 59% | 129 |
| #2 | Hesus | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | tlak | 51% | 210 |
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 49% | 270 |
| #5 | Pedro León Suárez | 49% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 49% | 270 |
| #5 | Pedro León Suárez | 49% | 178 |
| #6 | rain | 48% | 214 |
| #7 | ame | 48% | 61 |
| #8 | Kaos | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 61 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Pedro León Suárez | 50 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | neku | 37 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | rain | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | tlak | 16 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 824 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | rain | 214 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pedro León Suárez | 190 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | neku | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | tlak | 85 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | +3.71 | 61 | 29 |
| #2 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | +0.39 | 45 | 58 |
| #3 | Kaos | +0.19 | 32 | 48 |
| #4 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | -0.07 | 50 | 54 |
| #5 | Pedro León Suárez | -0.24 | 49 | 50 |





