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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 258 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1111 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2467 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2691 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1491 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,411 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 991 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | tlak | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | rain | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | neku | 50% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | tlak | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | rain | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | neku | 50% | 258 |
| #6 | Pedro León Suárez | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | 35 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Pedro León Suárez | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 7 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | rain | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | tlak | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | 226 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | rain | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 62 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pedro León Suárez | 34 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | +2.72 | 49 | 36 |
| #2 | rain | +0.09 | 53 | 43 |
| #3 | Pedro León Suárez | -0.28 | 60 | 50 |
| #4 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | -0.45 | 29 | 58 |
| #5 | Hesus | -0.81 | 37 | 42 |





