








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 230 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1442 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2841 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2782 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,844,448 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | 55% | 103 |
| #2 | Kaos | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | rain | 51% | 183 |
| #4 | tlak | 50% | 102 |
| #5 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 49% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | nuke | 46% | 26 |
| #7 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 46% | 167 |
| #8 | Hesus | 43% | 42 |
| #9 | ame | 35% | 49 |
| #10 | Jácqez Hormigón | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 46 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 33 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | neku | 24 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | rain | 16 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | tlak | 7 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | 495 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | rain | 182 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | neku | 123 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jácqez Hormigón | 122 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | 96 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neku | +2.81 | 58 | 28 |
| #2 | Pedro Emilio Ramirez | +0.48 | 48 | 58 |
| #3 | Hugo Alvaro Pajarero | +0.26 | 50 | 55 |
| #4 | ame | +0.08 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | rain | -0.10 | 56 | 42 |





