








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 244 matches | ||
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2275 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3392 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1773 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2656 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,942,014 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubba | 60% | 72 |
| #2 | Nach0 | 50% | 302 |
| #3 | Ch33t0IsMuted | 49% | 320 |
| #4 | Nathan Leung | 49% | 189 |
| #5 | Joshua Laforge | 48% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ch33t0IsMuted | 49% | 320 |
| #4 | Nathan Leung | 49% | 189 |
| #5 | Joshua Laforge | 48% | 178 |
| #6 | shelovelloyd | 47% | 219 |
| #7 | Fletch | 43% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ch33t0IsMuted | 19 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | shelovelloyd | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Joshua Laforge | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Nach0 | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Nathan Leung | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ch33t0IsMuted | 488 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Nach0 | 384 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | Nathan Leung | 309 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | shelovelloyd | 255 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Bubba | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubba | +4.95 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | Ch33t0IsMuted | +2.00 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | Nach0 | +0.84 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | J Lee | +0.20 | 42 | 49 |
| #5 | Nathan Leung | -0.16 | 54 | 53 |





