








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3293 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4388 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3966 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5347 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,531,217 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubba | 63% | 118 |
| #2 | Raindyrps | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Joshua Laforge | 53% | 133 |
| #4 | J Lee | 50% | 302 |
| #5 | shelovelloyd | 50% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | J Lee | 50% | 302 |
| #5 | shelovelloyd | 50% | 210 |
| #6 | Nathan Leung | 48% | 217 |
| #7 | Ch33t0IsMuted | 48% | 330 |
| #8 | Fletch | 44% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ch33t0IsMuted | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | shelovelloyd | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | J Lee | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Nathan Leung | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Bubba | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ch33t0IsMuted | 472 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | J Lee | 402 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | Nathan Leung | 367 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Bubba | 225 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | shelovelloyd | 215 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubba | +4.48 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Raindyrps | +1.88 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | Ch33t0IsMuted | +1.27 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | Nach0 | +0.71 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | J Lee | +0.16 | 38 | 49 |





