








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 716 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5704 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5416 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8285 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6560 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,729,874 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 68945716765187 | 53% | 191 |
| #2 | Jmuccera | 52% | 259 |
| #3 | Seltbox | 50% | 765 |
| #4 | Leonidas | 50% | 416 |
| #5 | nоface | 49% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Konqtskitarata | 48% | 307 |
| #8 | Shibann Alutist | 48% | 120 |
| #9 | Кирил и Методий | 44% | 116 |
| #10 | avaLaAn | 44% | 103 |
| #11 | noface | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seltbox | 30 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Leonidas | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Shibann Alutist | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Jmuccera | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Konqtskitarata | 8 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seltbox | 2521 | 0.16 | 59 min |
| #2 | Konqtskitarata | 1463 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #3 | Leonidas | 752 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | le snek | 453 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | 68945716765187 | 432 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuzhinkata | +1.94 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | Seltbox | +1.19 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | avaLaAn | +0.96 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | Jmuccera | +0.85 | 70 | 51 |
| #5 | noface | -0.55 | 49 | 70 |





